February 2012
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
The smell of her hair, the taste of her mouth, the feeling of her skin seemed to...
– 1984, George Orwell (via beatboxgoesthump)
Dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here.
– Jenny, Forrest Gump (via fr4giles)
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!